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Kim Jong-Il in Platform Shoes?

A South Korean newspaper reported on Wednesday that Kim Jong-Il, the wacko little leader of North Korea, wears platform shoes to increase his height.
"North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il wears a pair of platform shoes to boost his height, Kim uses the platform shoes to increase his height when he meets foreign leaders."
Poor little fella, thinks he's too short, just add it to the long list of Kim's problems. He should hire Verne Troyer (Mini Me) to hand around with him. It would be great for Kim, word is it that he's a big movie fan and Troyer would make him look like a giant. Plus, I imagine Verne could use the work after "The Surreal Life" is over. It would be a win win situation.

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