What are we up to over here at canadiancomment you ask? Well today Bob and I decided that it would be fun to have a race where monkeys flew out of my ass, down the street, and into the nearest newstand. The first monkey to shit all over the counter wins.
Now an innocent question you might have is why the hell we'ld decide to spend such a beautiful Monday having monkey races. Well, we figured that if Paul Martin can claim he has the 'moral authority' to do anything, there couldn't possibly be a reason why monkeys couldn't fly out of my ass:
On Monday, in his first comments since the explosive testimony became public, Mr. Martin insisted that he still has the “moral authority” to govern. Speaking in Ottawa, he said that he was dismayed by the allegations made by Mr. Brault, and he promised to punish any official found guilty of wrongdoing.Race tickets are $5 apiece. Free if you provide the counter.
“I was as offended as any other Canadian, even if that testimony is contested, I was personally offended by what i heard,” he told reporters on Parliament Hill, in comments carried subsequently on cable news television.