I have uncovered an evil plot by all of the world's photographers to make Canada's Prime Minister, Paul Martin look like an absolute idiot. At first I didn't believe it myself, but then I did a search of the web and found that in every picture taken of Paul Martin, he in fact does look like an absolute idiot.
This can't just be a coincidence, some people do take a bad picture from time to time, but it simple defies the odds that our beloved Prime Minister would look like a complete boob every time his picture is taken. All photographers must be in a some sort of plot to discredit our PM, throwing out the good pictures of him and only giving the worst ones to their editors for publication.
Only one question remains. Who could possibly behind such an evil plot?