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Ass Problems

This afternoon I was thinking pretty hard about something that was bothering me, stop snickering this is serious. I am suffering from a minor irritation and could not stop thinking about it as I was shifting back and forth in my seat at work. Then out of the blue a possible solution came to me.

And here it is, if you were to rub Preparation H directly on Liberal back bencher Carolyn Parrish, would she slowly shrink away and then in the end totally disappear? Because if that were to work, then the pain in my ass would go away and never surface again. Oh the relief.

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