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We're Screwed No Matter Who Wins

I know there aren't a lot of Canadians that support George W. Bush over John Kerry in the up coming election, but those of us that do are screwed no matter which way the election goes. Here's why.

I know its not fair. If Kerry wins we get a protectionist that will hurt Canada's economy more than any other U.S. president in history, and if George W. Bush wins, a whole bunch of left-wing moonbats are going to move to Canada because they don't want to live in a country run by Bush.

A quick message for anyone considering moving to Canada if Bush wins. Remember its winter in Canada all year around and we say "eh" and "hoser" a lot, which is quite annoying. That plus, all we eat are large amounts of seal and moose. So you may want to rethink your decision about moving to Canada, and I've heard Paris is very nice this time of year.

[Via Neale News ]

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