That Bush Dynasty is up to no good. We all know that they only run for public office so that they can control the global supply of oil. They of course use this to hurt children and kill little puppies.
Now they have just gone to far! John Kerry has an inside source that says G.W. Bush has a secret plan to hurt the Wisconsin milk industry.
Imagine the suffering once the Bush clan gains control of global milk production. Children malnourished. We will all be slaves!
We cannot let this happen. To prevent more American control of the global means of production I intend to write to Prime Minister Paul Martin demanding that a federal program be implemented that diversifies Canada's milk production. Let's be honest. Such a program would only cost $2-3 billion which would be a small price to pay to ensure America doesn't pull us closer within the American sphere-of-influence.
A cow in every home I say!
PS: Jesus, Kerry is an ass. Bush may hate children, poor people, minorities, whatever... but at least he isn't an ass.
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