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"Ass" Hits the Jackpot

Shrek 2 has made over 300 million since its release. This raises a question, when was the last time an "Ass" (the donkey) has made that kind of money in such a short time period? The answer is simply, when John Kerry married Theresa Heinze.

Originally that joke came from Jay Leno but he used Harry Potter instead of Shrek. I changed it because I thought the "Ass" suited John Kerry better than Leno's "young boy" one, what do you think? Maybe Jay could hire me for his staff... or maybe not.

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