Some Funnies Courtesy of the Girlfriend

Ellen sent me these today to try and cheer me up from my life of misery at work:

C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Liberals want misery spread equally.

Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.

Annoy a liberal. Work hard and smile.

Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ;-)

Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know.

The first one really gets to my current predicament.